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Part 1: Crime Scheme Investigation Edit
(Shows the Universal Pictures logo)
(We see text "HEAVESBORO, 2:43PM EST...or 3:13PM HDT I MIGHT SAY" in a typewriter font typing in green on a black background. A second later, we fade to the main street where we see two police officers in a police car. We cut to two police officers inside the police car with the car radio playing "Sugar, Sugar". One of the officers is drinking a cup of coffee while another eats a donut. A second later, a distant bang was heard.)
Officer #1: (looks confused) Did you hear something strange?
Officer #2: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's just a thunderstorm coming at this place.
Officer #1: Uhhhhhh, Alright.
(Another second later, another distant bang was heard)
Officer #1: Should we uhhhhh...find out on what REALLY that noise was?
Officer #2: Really?! There is no way that criminal activity was making this noise! No one can be here to disturb us or a wild animal can eat us to smithereens!
Louis: (off-screen) Excuse me!
Officers #1 and #2: Aargh!!
(Louis DeMinsky speeds past the officers on a skateboard)
Officer #1: You gotta be kidding me!
Officer #2: Just let him join the other crazy kids at his school, OK?
(Pans to Louis skateboarding down the city streets)
Text: Universal Pictures Presents
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